Fishing for girls(up)

Wednesday night, Howard asked

Glenn if he wanted to go fishing

and girl-watching that weekend

at Santa Fe Lake. “We’ll leave

Friday morning and return late

Sunday night,” he said. Glenn said

he had to clean out his garage(车库),

so Howard went by himself.

Howard had also planned to lie

around the hotel pool, soak

(浸泡)up the sun, read a good book,

and look at pretty women in their

bathing suits. His own apartment

didn't have a pool, so whenever he

traveled(旅行), he always liked to

stay at a place with a pool. But when

he arrived at the hotel about noon,

he saw that there were no pretty girls

at the pool. There were no girls

at all. There was nobody at the pool,

because the pool was empty. It was

being repaired all that week.

The staff(职员) had “forgotten” to tell

Howard this little detail(细节).

Howard called Glenn late Friday night.

“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.

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